[Editor’s Note: Every season we provide a breakdown of the playoff bracket and its sole purpose is to provide a little entertainment before rolling. If he/she takes shots or jabs at you it means they like you, it’s all in good fun. As always, the guest writer has been granted anonymity.]
The longest skeeson in skeeball history has finally entered the playoffs. Let’s gooooo!
The “Who’s Watching The Kids?” Bracket
The 6:30 matchups are always exciting to watch. I’m not sure who’s going to be showing up for the Staskee’s Mom, so I’m going with the Alex’s, who have zero DNR’s, to advance. Unfortunately, Megan put together a power team this skeeson. I’m not sure who’s going to be watching the kids (or maybe they will be running around TGB), but Brad will coast to the W.
At 9:30, a powerful girl trio of Christina, Marissa and Jess takes on Polichoke, Jan & C-Martin. Polischoke got his nickname for a reason and this season will be more of the same. The CMJ trio moves on!
In the elite 8, the trio (just like the Alex’s) run into Megan’s super team! Unless one of the guys gets called home to watch a little one, they advance to Super Saturday in blowout fashion.
The “Rob Is A Quitter” Bracket
The good news is Rob quit skeeball for golf this skeeson so we don’t have to listen to his annoying mouth (at least for Thursday). The better news is he sucks at golf too and got eliminated. We won’t hit the trifecta though because rumor is, he still likes to party and wouldn’t miss a Super Saturday even if his brother had another nerf gun shoot.
Upset alert! Robo, Jen and Liz are going to knock out the C’s (Chelsea, Cory, Catherine). In the other 8:30, the mullet brothers will be too much (even if Dionne doesn’t break 200!)
Robo vs the mullet brothers will be fun to watch for a couple frames. Pat is on a mission this season and even his old skeemate Robo won’t be able to stop him. I Didn’t Poop, I Skee’d moves on
The Total Eclipse Bracket
I’m keeping this one short. Total Eclipse of the Hundo (Wagner, Snively and Allen) are going to be on a mission. Johnny, Kyle and Mike will keep it respectable in the elite 8, but TCOTH move on to Super Saturday.
Literally Anyone’s Bracket
That’s right, this bracket is going to be wild!
Ben/Mike/Danielle – The favorites (barely). Ben will do his thing, but can he elevate his skeemates?
The K’s – I love Kim, Kori and Katie in this bracket. If they get hot (coming off of a warmup roll at 6:30, this upset is VERY doable.
Tom/Pinball/John – Old school at it’s finest. Elite 8 lock with Elite 8 fireworks.
Devin gets an honorable mention but now that Chelsea & he are on the same bar tab she will be counting his drinks. Welcome to married life (almost) Devin!
I’m going with a little bit of an upset here and taking the #6 seeded Throwback Thursday to move on to Super Saturday.
Super Saturday
Ok, now that I’ve rambled on way more than I planned to, we have finally made it to the Final Four: Mullet Brothers + Dionne vs Megan’s Super Team. The mullet brothers can’t roll when it’s light outside. Facts are facts. Megan moves on.
The other matchup will come down to the last ball. Pinball rolls a 630 on his final frame and makes it to the finals.
In the finals I’m taking Megan’s Super Team. She might be holding two kids while the guys roll but the chalice is hers to lose.
Don’t like the outcome? Prove me wrong! Either way, Skeeball and Super Saturday are back!