Myskeerion Returns From Abroad

Myskeerion Returns From Abroad – Skeeson 7. The Greatest Bar. Boston, MA. I’ve returned from my journey abroad to find that things have been left in complete shambles. Something is amiss in the universe of SkeeBOSTON.

I must get to the bottom of this. [Editor’s Note: This column is meant to be fun, so have fun with it and if you get called out (there is lots of that about to go down) it’s because someone likes you.]

There’s almost no regulation of uniform wear and suddenly it’s alright to get away with not doing pushups when you roll a big fat donut. Has Duke gone soft? Or does it have something to do with the first lady not being there to strike fear into our hearts have something to do with it? Enforcement must be increased. Speaking of uniforms… If you wear something that can be muddled with… like suspenders.. People are going to whip you with them. Get over it.

One thing is for sure. Veteran teams need to start acting like they’ve been there before when they win. Except for PolisChoke… Let that big baby be happy because he has yet to get a sniff of Super Skeeball Saturday. While I’m calling people out, what’s up with Skeeballin’? I thought these guys were good? And speaking  of being good… last time I checked everyone was talking about Everett and Derek. Everett isn’t even a top 10 roller now and a girl is better than them both. Wait… she is better than everyone… nevermind.

Hey Pinball… You roll on Thursdays… Roll on Thursdays. Quit coming in to practice EVERY Wednesday. You clearly spend too much time on the third floor. At least The Baker contributes when he’s there on Wednesdays. Even Coozie does the scores.

Also, what’s in the Rookskees’ PBRs this skeeson? How are they all doing so well? Did I seriously hear that some rookskee named Nick rolled 5 combos in one night? Vets… stop teaching them the tricks of the trade. It’s no wonder that you all keep going in and out of retirement. Good job guys! Keep it up. Maybe you’ll push more of the old folk into retirement. One anonymous superhero can only hope.

Okay, maybe things aren’t in complete shambles. Maybe I’m just a grumpy old man. Or maybe I’m a woman. I’m glad we got that all sorted out.  Mystery solved…or is it? Either way, there are only 3 weeks left in the skeeson to make a push for the playoffs. As Duke likes to say, Find your 40’s!

Until we meet again,

~Myskeerion~

 

[Editor’s Note: Why do I always somehow manage to get called out in these columns! Great read though, thanks whoever you are!]

PS – If you are interested in writing a rant, weekly column, or anything in between let me know. The more contributions the better.