Did Someone Slip Alan a Roofie?

Did Someone Slip Alan a Roofie? – I mean come on. The kid’s got to be taking something right? A 535? That’s ridiculous. Alan (who is also known as Pat but  will be referred to as Alan for the remainder of this email) has been on an absolute tear this season. Three games over 500, two perfect 900’s and a new skeeBOSTON record 535. I’m going on record and saying that no one, not even Alan himself, will break 535.

While Alan has broken a lot of records and won a lot of trophies over the past couple skeesons, he has yet to win the big one. In fact I don’t think he’s even made it to Super Saturday. There is no doubt Alan is one of the best rollers in the history of skeeBOSTON, but without a chalice can he be considered the best?

Ryan was also drinking the juice in Week 6, joining the 400 club with a 475!